*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*
so my dad has been making bird noises for the last hour and finally I was like dad are you trying to summon me or something like what are you doing
then he goes “oh good you got my tweet” and giggled manically
my dad thinks hes famous now, he keeps asking me to check the notes
i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder
"Liking isn’t helping"
I saw these in an article on creative adverts and they really stuck with me.
why do bad movies happen to good books
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