Text Post Thu, Apr. 17, 2014 181,408 notes

lucillesballs:

overhearing people talking about something u like

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hearing that they talkin shit

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(via look-forward-keep-moving)






Text Post Thu, Apr. 17, 2014 288,697 notes

rriza:

people whose parents pay them for good grades

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(via look-forward-keep-moving)








Video Post Wed, Apr. 16, 2014 473 notes

(Source: narwhal, via sincerelymayhem)




Text Post Wed, Apr. 16, 2014 81,898 notes

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via heyfunniest)






Text Post Wed, Apr. 16, 2014 14,168 notes

bigeisamazing:

things the government want from me

  • my money

things the government don’t want from me

  • these hands

(via caseyanthonyofficial)






Quote Post Tue, Apr. 15, 2014 9,900 notes

“I don’t see race.”


Last words of a guy who was trampled to death by marathon runners (via juliankoster)

(via tyleroakley)





Text Post Tue, Apr. 15, 2014 393,669 notes

thisisjustgreat:

PARTY LIKE THE PAST TWELVE MONTHS WEREN’T EMOTIONALLY CRIPPLING

(via shpx)






Photo Post Tue, Apr. 15, 2014 92,425 notes

officialfrenchtoast:

"gonna sell these kids some drugs"

officialfrenchtoast:

"gonna sell these kids some drugs"

(Source: jajaneenee, via shpx)




Video Post Tue, Apr. 15, 2014 275,626 notes

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Photo Post Tue, Apr. 15, 2014 238,360 notes

r-e-f-u-s-i-n-g-to-sink:

rnaddison:

armintyfresh:

The year is 151441. Humanity is on it’s last string of life. Food is scarce. The last bottle of maple syrup has expired. Hope is dying fast.

the canadians have fallen

the canadians have fallen

r-e-f-u-s-i-n-g-to-sink:

rnaddison:

armintyfresh:

The year is 151441. Humanity is on it’s last string of life. Food is scarce. The last bottle of maple syrup has expired. Hope is dying fast.

the canadians have fallen

the canadians have fallen

(Source: kungfusnowqueen, via shpx)




Text Post Tue, Apr. 15, 2014 91,906 notes

urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

(via shpx)






Photo Post Tue, Apr. 15, 2014 28 notes

(Source: auntime, via yugioh4adults)




Text Post Tue, Apr. 15, 2014 67,973 notes

binkshapiro:

i cnt stop laughing fuck

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(via static-character)





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